the incredible anatomy of Jack Jack

I came across this on the interwebs just now and had to share!!! lol
In case you can't read it very well, here's mostly what it says:
heavy duty hair
superior intellect: can babble in four different dialects including "da-doo"
x-ray vision: able to complete hide-and-go-seek before the game even starts!
awesome agility: can bypass baby-barriers in a single bound
super-sensitve taste buds: can taste the difference between strained peas and creamed squash
phenomenial power: can break any toy without breaking a sweat
industrial strength spittle
highly accute hearing: can hear a rattle over one mile away!

lol!!!! campfire jackjack